This gem appeared in my university's daily bulletin email this morning:
Work will be starting shortly on rehabilitating the elevators in both [removed] and [removed] Halls. The contractor will be starting work on Monday, December 21st, 2009. The project will take approximately four (4) months to complete. Work should be complete and the new elevators back in service around the third (3rd) week of April 2010. The upper floors in both [removed] and [removed] Halls will be inaccessible by elevator for the duration of the project.
We are very aware of the inconveniences that may be caused by taking these elevators out of service. However we are mandated to bring these elevators up to current federal and state standards. So we ask for your patience while the work is being conducted.
Should any student require accommodation please contact: the Academic Success Center – [name], at extension 4234; the Equity and Diversity Office, [name], at extension 5440; or, the Registrar’s office.
You may also want to contact the individual building coordinators: [removed] Hall – [name] at extension 4019; and, [removed] Hall – [name] at extension 4552.
Should any faculty or staff member need accommodation, please contact [name] or the individual building coordinators.
Thank you all in advance for your patience and cooperation DURING THIS NECESSARY PROJECT.
Naturally, I have a class upstairs in one of said halls. BRB, going to go raise hell. ;)